The SciFi Checklist (Not SyFy)

Entertechment Episode # 90 Date: January 7, 2012
Podcast Audio
Kickoff Question:
3D Movies and TV: Another Trend like the 1950′s or here to stay?

Gaming/Games/Console

“Star Wars: The Old Republic” The Adventures of FennShea – Week 1 http://www.swtor.com/

Sci Fi Checklist
Spaceship
Space
Rayguns
Quirky robot or furry sidekick

Books/Magazines/News
Sweden Recognizes File-Sharing as a Religion

http://mashable.com/2012/01/05/sweden-religion-file-sharing/

Brandon Sanderson’s “The Way Of Kings”
CES is coming!!

Movies
Netflix Streaming: Link
Joe Reviews : Tucker and Dale vs Evil http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Tucker_Dale_vs._Evil/70129463?trkid=2361637
WHAT!!! THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY PICK! BASTARD!! I’m going to watch it anyway just out of spite. -Love, Matt
We can both review it. It will be okay
Star Trek 2 casting news (Kerr should be very happy) http://io9.com/5873520/its-official-our-favorite-sherlock-holmes-is-playing-a-star-trek-villain

Chapped Apps

Fight Night Champion
Lunar Racer

Bonus: 

Arabic Star Trek?

http://io9.com/5873905/spacekisser-the-bootleg-arabic-star-trek-sets-phasers-to-wtf

Get in Touch with Your Inner 80’s Child

If it’s been a while since you put on those leg warmers or that Members Only jacket (with the sleeves pushed up), rejoice! On January 10th, Rock Band will release the Hall and Oates Pack. This pack contains three solid gold classics, “Private Eyes,” “Maneater,” and “I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do).”

You can buy the songs individually or in a pack. Mustache not included.

2012 — Hollywoods Epic Fail Year

In the elder time chosen men had talked with the entombed Old Ones in dreams, but then something happened. The great stone city R’lyeh, with its monoliths and sepulchres, had sunk beneath the waves; and the deep waters, full of the one primal mystery through which not even thought can pass, had cut off the spectral intercourse. But memory never died, and the high-priests said that the city would rise again when the stars were right.

                                                                              – The Call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft

Welcome to the year 2012 and once again Hollywood is going to miss a golden opportunity to tap into the general populaces mindset and make money off the paranoia, angst of one of the best years in the Gregorian Calendar since 2000.

The Year 2012 has created more buzz and articles about itself that would make any viral marketing campaign look like a kids lemonade stand on a corner.  This is the year that the legendary Mayan Calendar predicts the end of the world on December 21, 2012 as that is the date the calendar stops.  This is the year of the Apocalypse, end of times, the great snuff on the earth with ideas as wacky as:

  • Mysterious Planet X is going to ram us
  • Alignment with the exact center of the Milky Way and bombarded by cosmic rays
  • The earth sheds its skin and folds the continental plates upon themselves.

And Hollywood is doing nothing!  Where are the doomsday movies?  Where is the final big budget production of some of the greatest opportunities to scare the crap out of an audience that is constantly being bombarded by the mental zeitgeist that the world could end before their holiday bonus!

Hollywood, please, please, please get your act together.  This is the year you should “greenlight” Del Toro’s version of H.P. Lovecrafts “The Mountains of Madness” done with the expertise that Del Toro has of the dark and the macabre you would have a glorious release date all set up for yourselves.   Find the talent to make good disaster movies as you will have the whole year as people get more and more chocked with predictions, wild revelations and psychics yelling “Dooooooooooommmmeeeed”

Rendering The Captain’s Chair

 

 

 

 

 

I’ve been playing around with Blender recently and I decided to model a picture of the Captain’s chair from Star Trek, just to see if I could do it.   I couldn’t just stop at the chair though, so I added in a little something extra for the captain.   I suspect Kirk was fond of Mochas but kept them hidden from the camera.  Everyone needs a quad shot mocha to keep them alert on watch.

Back on Blender.  This software is simply amazing.   For something that is free, it’s incredibly powerful.  You can model, animate, composite, run simulations, and even create  games using Blender.   Some of the newest features include camera tracking, an ocean simulator, and new improved render engine called cycles.   The artwork and videos I’ve seen people produce is just simply amazing.

If you want to check it out, download a copy and check out some of these great tutorial sites to get you started.

Hmm… I wonder if they’ll have Starbucks in the 23rd century.  I’m going to assume so and  add some cup holders next time.

 

Name that Charge – January 5, 2012

This is a little game that I play in the newsroom. When a law enforcement agency sends the newsroom a booking photo (mug shot), I try to guess the charge (or charges) that the person is facing. More times than naught, I fail. Sometimes I hit the nail on the head. Either way it passes the time. Why don’t you give it a try.

Let’s start off with 35-year-old Teejay Carter of Lincoln, Nebraska.

Highlight the (nearly) invisible text below to see if you are correct.

Misdemeanor fighting.

All persons are considered innocent until proven guilty.

Why I Don’t Like to Floss (or “With Apologies to My Dentist Louis”)

All our lives we have been told to floss our teeth. Flossing our teeth gets the bacteria and gunk out from between the teeth that brushing can’t do alone. But I have found it to be a mess and a chore. Being on TV, I can’t afford to have dinner hanging from my teeth during a show. Oh, I floss, but there are a few things I don’t like about it. So, with apologies to my dentist Louis and hygienist Mary, here are five reasons why:

1)       In an effort to not use too much floss, sometimes I’ll break off just enough to wrap once around the finger. This proves to be fruitless as the minty string easily slips off of my fingers.

2)       It’s messy. Chunks of food flying hither and yon, most of the times splattering on the mirror.

3)       Pulling down so hard to get that piece of dinner that’s wedged in tight that the floss snaps in half.

4)       Buying the wrong kind of floss that feels like a saw blade scraping across your gums.

5)       Finishing up with a flossing session and tossing the floss away, only to find that you missed a chunk.

Bonus Reason:

6)       Getting asked while you’re in the dentist’s chair if you have been flossing.

Battlefield 3 Review

“Battlefield 3” PC Review

“It’s all about doing your J.O.B.”

by Matt Davenport

It seems like forever (in game world time) since EA introduced the world to online multiplayer shooters with “Battlefield 1942.” This award winning game released in 2002 took players to World War II locations and allowed them to recreate battle strategies like “parachute out of the jeep as you drive it off the cliff.” Since that time, EA has released many incarnations of the “Battlefield” franchise. The latest is “Battlefield 3.”

Time to make a Thunder Run

Single Player: The game’s single player scenario is set in the near future as tensions are at an all time on the Iraq-Iran border. The mission starts you off as an unnamed, unarmed character wearing half a handcuff. Clearly running from someone, your character hops a train (in dramatic fashion from an overpass) and proceeds to take out armed terrorists who have commandeered the train for their nefarious purposes. Just as you make your way to the head terrorist, the game transports you into a series of flashbacks, letting you close the gap towards real time by completing various missions that explain the story. The main character in the story is Sgt. Henry Blackburn. The Marine starts of the game being “debriefed” by American agents who are trying to unravel the events. Blackburn is up to his “Semper Fi” in trouble as he is at the center of questionable events surrounding stolen nuclear devices. The player doesn’t spend all of their time as Sgt. Blackburn, there are some missions where the player spends time as a tank operator, a F/A-18 weapons op and one Parisian mission as a Russian agent.

The handful of single player missions are very linear. You move your player from A to B to C to complete your missions. Some levels like the air strike mission are just rail shooters, but very beautiful rail shooters. In fact, much of the single player experience came across as a graphical treat for the eyes thanks to the Frostbyte 2 graphics engine. As if the programmers wanted to show off what the latest graphic cards can do. The four and a half hour tour of duty let’s you do a little bit of everything, but doesn’t focus too long on any one aspect of wargaming. The player will get to run and gun, sneak around, fly, drive a tank, take down a plane, sniper and knife opponents. It’s a quick tour though a beautiful world. But even on Normal mode, the constraints put on the player don’t let you explore it.
Single Player Rating: 6 out of 10


Soldiers check the scene in “Operation Metro”

Multiplayer: This is EA’s bread and butter. Multiplayer is what made “Battlefield 1942” and “Battlefield 2” such great games. “Battlefield 3” on the PC opens up the landscape with 64 player maps, multiple maps and weapon progression unlocks. The player can choose from four soldier classes assault, engineer, support and recon. Each class has a speciality and particular weapons assigned to it. “Battlefield 3” multiplayer works best when the player sticks to the job of the soldier class they have chosen. If you go into the battlefield as recon, then your job is to hang bank, spot enemy troops and amour and take sniper shots at the opposing troops. “Battlefield 3” rewards you the most when you help out your team and squad by performing the job for each soldier class. Sure you can run and gun with your .50 cal, but you will progress faster and unlock more items by helping out your team. “Battlefield 3” brings in multiple game modes including conquest, rush, squad deathmatch, squad rush and team deathmatch. Multiplayer hosts have the ability to choose game mode, number of players, maps and quite a few other customizable options.The maps can get a little laggy with 64 players on larger maps and with a game like “Battlefield 3,” having a low ping can make all the difference. Jeeps, tanks, APCs and jets are back for players to drive off a cliff (or fly) and parachute out. Ah, the good old days.“Battlefield 3” multiplayer uses your web browser for its Battlelog to sort through the servers and it acts as a communications center for your friends playing the game. But to get to that, it needs to have the Origin service up and running on your computer. An extra step that is a little frustrating. Another frustrating feature is that weapon load-outs can only be accessed in-game. It would be nice to accomplish that using a web browser. After a few PC and Xbox 360 server hiccups at launch, the multiplayer experience has settled down and now millions of solders are out there getting the job done. The game also features six Co-Op  scenarios where you can a friend can take on the bad guys.
Multiplayer Rating: 8 out of 10


Surveying the battlefield at Mach 1.8

Final Word: EA keeps the franchise alive with “Battlefield 3.” Don’t think of it as a short single player campaign, think of it as a large scale multiplayer experience with a single player and Co-Op modes for those times when you want to take a break.

Final Score: 7 out of 10

This review was played on the PC with a download code provided by EA. The Entertechment Game Room review scoring system is based on the 1 through 10 model with 1 being the lowest score and 10 being the highest.